Welcome to the alluring world of fart sommeliers.  Our art, nearly lost to the ages, is being slowly revived through a dedicated core of fart enthusiasts (fartisens)  who believe no fart is too silent or too deadly to escape proper division, classification, and definition.

Our mission, simply stated, is to “Curate a complete taxonomy of human gas including: Inputs, body, flavor, aroma, texture, volume, mood, hang time, and recommended pairings.”